Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.
THE END.
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5 comments:
I am here to inform you that it doesn't stop at 80.
The nut may not stop at 80, but who is trying to get an 80 year old nut.
Actually, I've found this to be true for men and women. After 60 they are like the South Pole: Everyone knows it's down there, but nobody gives a damn!
And NOBODY wants to go there!
6:05,
You are exactly right! Old men can have sex longer than young men, but who wants to have sex with an old man for a long time?
This conversation is sending me over the edge....
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