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Thursday, April 30, 2020

DOZENS OF HIPPIES STUCK AT FESTIVAL IN PANAMA DUE TO CORONAVIRUS REALIZE COLLECTIVIST UTOPIA IS ACTUALLY “HELL”

Dozens of hippies who got stuck at a festival in Panama due to coronavirus realized that the collectivist utopia they sought after is actually “hell” as they bicker over food and territory.

One doesn’t want to laugh too much at their misfortune, but dear God, this is funny.

The Tribal Gathering Festival, billed as “paradise on earth,” was supposed to end on March 15, but 40 western hippies remain trapped at the site because Panama announced a national emergency due to COVID-19 and placed them under quarantine.

A subsequent ban on all entry and departure flights now means the hippies are likely to be stuck in “paradise” until the end of May.

A VICE documentary short about their plight shows attendees complaining about how they are “stuck in hell” as they struggle with bad weather and major sewage issues at the campsite.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hippies? Good Gwad, the snowflakes wouldn't have a clue what a hippie is.

Gosh we are getting old!

ONE DAY UNTIL TGIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

" Call someplace paradise,kiss it goodbye".
The Eagles, The Last Resort.

Anonymous said...

Drop a couple pounds by air they will be fine ... the prob is they’ve ran out of bud and that will cause anyone to be anxious... like half the people on nerve medication if you didn’t have it you’d be zapping!!