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Wednesday, August 29, 2018

San Francisco "Poop Patrollers" Make $185,000

We wish we could say this was a satire piece, but a new story in the San Francisco Chronicle reveals just how lucrative collecting shit actually is.

It's but the latest in a string of shocking revelations to hit headlines throughout the summer exposing how deep San Francisco's crisis of vast amounts of vagrant-generated feces covering its public streets actually runs (no pun intended).

We detailed last week how city authorities have finally decided to do something after thousands of feces complaints (during only one week in July, over 16,000 were recorded), the cancellation of a major medical convention and an outraged new Mayor, London Breed, who was absolutely shocked after walking through her city: they established a professional "poop patrol".

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Isn't that where Pelosi lives. Now we know where all the s__t commes.

Anonymous said...

This is the only way democrats know how to create jobs. Have people literally crap in the streets and then use tax payers money to clean it up. It's disgusting really what democrats do to cities. If they aren't blowing each others brains out they are crapping in the streets.

Anonymous said...

7:21 that's the problem,not enough of them blowing each others brains out.

Anonymous said...

San Francisco used to be a beautiful city. It is now self-destructing because of extreme liberalism. I would never return to visit.

Anonymous said...

The mayor states she wants to be "proactive", wouldn't that be to NOT allow people to crap in the streets in the first place? It would also seem to me to be cheaper and more snitary to place porta poties around these areas rather than have the health risk associated with an open sewage dump anywhere on the sidewalks or streets, this is third world stuff and these liberal democrats are seemingly just fine with it, WTF!

Anonymous said...

That's just about the equivalent of a living wage in SF.

Anonymous said...

They are picking up political promises from Democrats.

Anonymous said...

Exactly