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Sunday, December 03, 2017

Baby Got Back? Women With Big Butts Are Healthier And Smarter According To Science

According to a new study done by scientists from the University of Oxford, women with larger butts are healthier and smarter than those with a smaller sized backside.

The scientists who conducted the research into the size of a woman’s butt basically came to the conclusion that “not all fat is created equal.” Those women who tend to carry fat in their butts and thighs(often know as pear-shaped), rather than their bellies (apple-shaped) have lower levels of cholesterol and are more likely to produce hormones that metabolize sugar. This means these women have decreased rates of diabetes and heart disease.

According to ABC News, researchers analyzed data from 16,000 women and found that “women with more fat on the buttocks have lower levels of cholesterol and glucose” as well as higher leptin levels, a hormone responsible for weight regulation.

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19 comments:

Anonymous said...

They sure as hell get my vote!!!!

Anonymous said...

ah-no!

Anonymous said...

We must have the smartest people in the world.

Anonymous said...

With this kind of "Junk Science" they'er saying those slutty Kardashions are smart!?!??

Anonymous said...

"Get on your bikes and ride"!!

Anonymous said...

There are hundreds of Rocket Scientist daily in Walmart then...

Anonymous said...

When the big butt talks I listen.

Anonymous said...

5:15 PM they are richer than you so they must be.

Anonymous said...

Thats artificial, it dont count

Anonymous said...

Eeeeeewwwwwww!

Anonymous said...

Right, 6:58, artificially augmented butts need not apply.

Anonymous said...

They used silicone injections. Doesn’t count

Anonymous said...

Does this apply to men as well?

Anonymous said...

How do they find clothes to fit those butts?

Anonymous said...

NATURAL big o'l big o'l butts

Anonymous said...

Alot of Smart Healthy women in the USA then .....LOL !!!

Anonymous said...

Back Up that Thang !!!

Anonymous said...

Da Butt !!

Anonymous said...

We all know that fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round.