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Thursday, September 14, 2017

Two Idiots Arrested For Trying To Steal Utility Pole

Jacksonville, Florida police arrested two men Wednesday trying to steal a utility pole, which they had strapped to the top of an SUV and were driving through the streets.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

There were over 100 light poles that "vanished" in Baltimore a decade ago. Wonder if these guys have any friends in Maryland?

Anonymous said...

heading to the scrap yard for some moola

Anonymous said...

Time to stop chasing that ghost when you try to sreap a utility pole on top truck

Anonymous said...

Wonder how they got caught.

Anonymous said...

The rag on the end was thoughtful.

Anonymous said...

Had the rag been red they wouldn't have been stopped. They sent out a stress signal with the t-shirt.

Anonymous said...

About as dumb as the pair that went out to county roads couple years ago and stole bunch of metal, equipment, parts etc. and then took it to salvage yard less than 5 miles away to sell. Addiction is a bitch

Anonymous said...

Go after the scrap metal businesses.

Anonymous said...

Those two should be sentenced to chain gang duty in a prison for a long time.

Anonymous said...


They were trying to break into politics by taking a poll. Er, pole...

Anonymous said...

306
Lighten up man.

Anonymous said...

"Sir, do you know the reason why I pulled you over today?"

Anonymous said...

Cred for trying.

Anonymous said...

Imagine how this all started...one guy said to the other "hey, I've got this idea but I need your help and your car". Ridiculous.