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Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Chuck Schumer on the Important Issues of our Day: 'Snortable Chocolate'

U.S. Sen. Charles Schumer wants "snortable chocolate" powder to be reviewed by federal regulators, saying he's worried that it could prove harmful and is being marketed like a drug.

In a letter Saturday, the New York Democrat asked the Food and Drug Administration to investigate the use of caffeine in inhalable food products such as so-called Coco Loko. It's gotten buzz in recent weeks.

Schumer, the Senate minority leader, says there are too many unanswered questions about a product pitched under the innocent-sounding name of chocolate.

"This suspect product has no clear health value," he said in a statement. "I can't think of a single parent who thinks it is a good idea for their children to be snorting over-the-counter stimulants up their noses."

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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh no sweet oes! Please say yes choc snuff high times! The story starts will Bill in 1994. See, then the Internet was dial up _ modems ! They ( you know who !) Had trouble with The Software for Bill. It was upgraded in 1999 just in Time for Y2k. Yes ! Hear this, They wanted irak To Saddam no Bush ( Wi-Fi 2003 invasion ) now Obama's too easy. 2008 software Facebook coupled to His fiber optics . HE knows Bill knows Bush knew ! They will Never stop truinh bra

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't Chuck try some, then tell us what he thinks.

Jim said...

Doofus.

Anonymous said...

He always looks like he just snorted something bad!

Anonymous said...

Is that all the left has to offer?

Anonymous said...

Kids like to eat chocolate.
Kids like to eat boogers.
Will kids be more likely to eat chocolate flavored boogers?

lmclain said...

He tried to strong-arm the company.
When they told him to take his pompous ace down the street, he told them they'll be sorry for not "voluntarily" contributing to his reelection.
Here we go.
As always, the liberals are not worrying about REAL problems (like 21 TRILLION in debt THEY put us in, or 50 million welfare recipients).
They are worrying about men dressing as women and being discriminated against and whether or not that thing can follow your daughter into the ladies room (do you need a safe space now??).
Our big big problem? People snorting chocolate.
Wonder why Trump is bit**slapping the democrats so thoroughly across the nation?

Anonymous said...

Seriously, what have the democrats done since January? Carp about the tainted election, the Russian intervention, poor Hillary, who's on first. and now the chocolate snorting. Are these people serious? Get outta town.

Anonymous said...

What is with this person?

Anonymous said...

America is going to fall, from within.

Anonymous said...

Chuck sued DC for building the sidewalks too close to his ass.

Anonymous said...

Ms. Waters been snorting it for a while...it's covered her face!

Anonymous said...

Crazy as Schumer acts I wonder what he's snorting and if it should be controlled or banned!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

wow how far we have fallen.

TERM LIMITS!