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Tuesday, May 02, 2017

Two pints of beer can cut pain by a quarter

Two pints of beer are better than paracetamol for pain relief and can cut discomfort by a quarter, a study has shown.

Medical researchers said blood alcohol content of approximately .08 per cent produced 'a small elevation of pain threshold' and a 'moderate to large reduction in pain intensity ratings'.

They added: 'Findings suggest that alcohol is an effective analgesic that delivers clinically-relevant reductions in ratings of pain intensity, which could explain alcohol misuse in those with persistent pain despite its potential consequences for long-term health.'

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13 comments:

Anonymous said...

So, 8 pints will make pain go away completely, right?

Here goes...

Anonymous said...

For those of us who dont want to take opiods this is all we legally get. The US really needs to legalize. This state to state stuff does not protect your employment, doctor ordered or not.

Anonymous said...

Big deal; 3 ounces of liquor will cut pain by over 90%.

Rebel Without a Clue said...

Ask any construction worker. They'll tell you that drinking is the most effective pain relief there is.my buddy drinks every night

Anonymous said...

What genius figured this one out.? Isn't it strange how facts that were known hundreds of years ago suddenly become "discovered"?

Anonymous said...

If 2 are good, 12 are grsat!

Anonymous said...

Yeah and if you drink enough you won't feel any pain at all.

Anonymous said...

...and it can cut ugly by over 50%!

Anonymous said...

Better news.... 6 beers improve counting skills

Anonymous said...

a little alcohol makes me hurt worse.

Anonymous said...

10:00
There's not enough beer int he world to fix Chelsea's ugly

Anonymous said...

I guess science today is to find a problem, determine the preferred outcome, and then apply scientific principles to make it so.

Anonymous said...

...but Ossifer, they said 2 pints would relieve my pain by 1/4. I figured 8 pints would make it all go away. Hitting that light pole, I felt no pain!!!