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Saturday, May 21, 2016

That's Punny!

Iceberg dead a head, but lettuce not panic. Everyone please romaine calm because despite this Titanic mistake, help will soon turnip. Remember ship happens.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

that may be corny but I think it's funny as hell

Anonymous said...


Captain's cool as a cucumber. Fast ship; would be hard to beet its crossing times; should squash the old records.

Anonymous said...

Cantaloup around and even stop to pea. Lima bean having earthquakes lately. Lettuce hope they are helped in thyme.