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Friday, December 04, 2015

What Was Your Most Memorable Lie


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

In the grocery store, if my toddler (who was seated in the cart facing me) started whining I told him to be quiet because there was a "mean butcher man" living in the store and he cut heads off of kids who would not behave. On cue, the butcher would come out the backroom door to restock meat and he had blood all over his apron. That worked about 2 years until my son figured out it was a crock but at least I got 2 years out of it. He is an adult now and well adjusted so I guess there is no psychological trauma left behind. lol.

Anonymous said...

When I fell 18 feet out of my tree stand , hit the ground , my glasses came off , so I thought I was having a stroke . NOT!
Got up ,found my glasses, went home smiling at the age of 70.

Anonymous said...

no honey, she's just a friend ...

Anonymous said...

I did not have sex with that woman!

Anonymous said...

I don't get it. Which part of that was a "memorable lie"?

Anonymous said...

I had a pet rabbit when I was young. I was around 5 or 6 when on Easter morning before I had gotten up my father went outside to let the rabbit out. He was dead. He quickly buried the rabbit and my mother and father concocted a story that the Easter bunny needed my bunny as a helper. It worked. I wasn't one bit upset he was "gone." I was proud that my bunny was picked to be the Easter Bunny's helper.

Anonymous said...

The Bible is the word of God.

Anonymous said...

10:33 - that's an awesome story!