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Monday, June 15, 2015

Forms for becoming Illegal

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Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident sent to his senator,)
The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone
(202) 224 3254
Washington DC , 20510

Dear Senator Harkin,

As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for only three of the lastfive years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2008 and 2009.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.

Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me, given that I still have college age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative.

Thank you for your assistance
Your Loyal Constituent, (hoping to reach 'illegal alien' status rather than just a bonafide citizen of the USA )
Donald Ruppert
Burlington , IA
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Call your Internal Revenue Service at
1-800-289-1040

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG, I want an application too. I'm getting ready to call that number.

USMCRetired said...

The politicians control this country with their accomplices the media. The STUPID voters of the U.S. continue to blindly follow these Bozo's in office. Out country is being destroyed from within, by our own leadership. Behind closed doors they are laughing at us, they can do just about anything they want. Our votes don't mean a thing, because our politicians don't care. They need us to get in office and after that we are useless to them. They only represent themselves and work to power grab and distribute the wealth amoungst themselves. They know exactly what they are doing, and we are watching our great nation self destruct.

Anonymous said...

I can't possibly agree more with the above post by USMCRetired. I recently asked my fiancee's younger sister who asked me to use my phone to get additional votes for a contestant on a television program, "if you could vote for a president of the united states as many times as she did for the contestant would you?"... she replied "No! because I don't care who the president is!" The sad thing as I thought about her response is that these people are the very ones that carelessly cast a ballot for whomever or for no one at all. The youth of today along with the mind warped politicians are the source of the degredation of the USA and mankind.