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Friday, April 17, 2015

Wal-Mart Wine List

Wal-Mart announced that it will begin offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.
 
The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the wines at affordable prices in the $2 to $5 range.
 
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts but, 'There is a market for inexpensive wine,' said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. 'However, branding will be very important.'

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive names for the Wal-Mart wine brands and varieties.
 
The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:
 
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9.   White Trashfindel
8.   Big Red Gulp
7.   World Championship Riesling
6.   NASCARbernet
5.   Chef Boyardeaux
4.   Peanut Noir
3.   I Can't Believe It's not Vinegar
2.   Grape Expectations
1.   Nasti Spumante
 
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel). Don't bother writing back to tell me that possum is not white meat.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's not new. I've seen that before. Can't remember where but it was a few years ago

Anonymous said...

Why not beers and malt liquors, too?
WaltMalt is just itching to be a name.

Anonymous said...

I love clueless comments.Some people can't process a joke.

Steve said...

Hilarious! Thanks, Joe!