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Friday, January 30, 2015

Someone Is Impersonating Me

See, this doesn't look like me, right? Well, someone has been making phone calls telling people they are Joe Albero and they are following up on a story. Because this person never figured we'd find out, law enforcement is now involved tracking down phone records and a civil case will follow. 

So the next time you get a phone call and someone claims they are Joe Albero, tell them you'd like their phone number. Compare it to the one at the top of the page and call that number. I will answer the phone and we'll get to the bottom of it right away.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'd bet money it's Chuck Cook, on state time and with state money!

Anonymous said...

Or his flunkie Bill "The Quack" Duck.

Anonymous said...

Whoever is impersonating you can just give the number at the top of the page. Hope the recipient has caller id. Of course, they will hear the difference in voice right away.

Anonymous said...

Ah Ha - time to get out the old phone spoof again!

Anonymous said...

Chuck Cook working for the state? OMalley is gone, he doesn't need a community liason anymore.

Anonymous said...

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

Anonymous said...

Come on Joe. There is only one.

Anonymous said...

Jonathan gaylor.

Anonymous said...

Any arrest yet?