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Monday, June 23, 2014

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31 comments:

Anonymous said...

This will make her faster....

Anonymous said...

You might be able to get friction off a pickle jar, but at least I can get it off a gas tank!

Anonymous said...

He needs to label that filler. Is it 10% Ethanol?

Anonymous said...

If it burns when you pee, then it must be high octane pee!

Anonymous said...

If it works, he is going to be very wealthy...

Anonymous said...

Hope this new penis pump works

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
You might be able to get friction off a pickle jar, but at least I can get it off a gas tank!

June 23, 2014 at 7:35 AM

what?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
If it works, he is going to be very wealthy...

June 23, 2014 at 8:53 AM

actually they already have a urine car. I think its in Korea

Anonymous said...

Bet its not his car!

Anonymous said...

Road rage revenge at its finest.

Anonymous said...

What's the problem? It's obviously lead-free and that's all the government cares about.

Anonymous said...

Bio- peesiel

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Bio- peesiel

June 23, 2014 at 11:03 AM

lol ok that was cute

Anonymous said...

It runs on E-83 meaning you have to cut the fuel with 83 year old piss.

Anonymous said...

It got worse, after that he accidently drove off with the pump still in the tank.

Anonymous said...

Where we're going we don't need roads.

Anonymous said...

Fred is protesting having his license taken for his poor eyesight and bad hearing

Anonymous said...

9 months later she birthed an Oldsmobile.

Anonymous said...

What's so weird about that? He's just checking his fluid levels.

Anonymous said...

I'd say he missed the bowl but its carberated.

Anonymous said...

It's not far off from fossil fuel.

Anonymous said...

When he's on a good enough bender his pee can clean fuel injectors.

Anonymous said...

He claims it makes the exhaust smell like roses.

Anonymous said...

Whats worse is that he also took a dump in the glove box.

Anonymous said...

He would pee in the truck but he claims fords just don't feel as good.

Anonymous said...

I told that senial old bastard to pee in the radiator. What is he doing!

Anonymous said...

I though sugar was mean.

Anonymous said...

How much Viagra did you give him?!

Anonymous said...

Grandpa is getting ready for his fire dancing show

Anonymous said...

He had to get a full size sedan because he was filling up his compact.

Anonymous said...

He needs to work on his belt timing, and soon he will be working on his timing belt.