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Thursday, May 01, 2014

Whoa: NRA Reveals BREATHTAKING New Ad At Members Meeting

“To sign your name where everyone can see it.”

The ad was unveiled during NRA head Wayne LaPierre’s speech yesterday to a dramatic standing ovation from the crowd. The ad is designed to swell the organizations numbers and appeals to themes of independence and self-reliance, pride, and of course, adrenaline-fueled, cowboy diplomacy, kick ass and chew gum and we’re all out of gum, go ahead make my day, this far no further, YOU CAN TAKE OUR LAND BUT YOU’LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM – OR OUR LAND – WIN ONE FOR THE GIPPER, ANY GIVEN SUNDAY,PRY IT FROM OUR COLD DEAD FINGERS American bad-assery.

But I’m already a member.

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2 comments:

Ironshire said...

Wonderful! Can't wait to see it on our local stations.

Craig Theobald
Ironshire
LIFE Member, NRA

Anonymous said...

"YOU CAN TAKE OUR LAND BUT YOU’LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM"

The above statement is an oxymoron, (contradiction of terms).

If the someone can come along and deny you of your life, liberty or property at the drop of a hat you are not free.

Sand Box John