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Friday, May 09, 2014

INNER PEACE

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without alcohol,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs.................
         Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!


(And you thought I was going to get all spiritual .....)                       

Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.
 If you can't eat it or play with it, Piss on it and walk away. 

3 comments:

Ben in Salisbury said...

That touched a good spot thanks for making my attitude better. For almost 100% of the time a furry four legged can do that to me

Anonymous said...

Needed that this morning, very good advice. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

LOL...thanks !!