A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the Doctor asked him 'What happened to YOU?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.' I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
Still holding the cow's tail up I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!'
'I don't remember much after that!'
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2 comments:
Wow, what a violent bitch. He was just trying to find get ball. Sheesh
A 5 iron is most likely on par (no pun intended)with a cast iron frying pan up side the head.My wife nor I play golf thank god.
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