Genie

A Husband takes his wife 

to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly 

hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest 

house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, 

'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, 

find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is 

going to cost us.'

So the couple walked up 

to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, 'Come 

on in.'

When they opened the 

door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the 

place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near 

the pieces of window glass.

A man reclining on the 

couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my 

window?

'Uh...yeah!, sir. We're 

sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.

'Oh, no apology is 

necessary. Actually I want to thank you.. You see, I'm a 

genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand 

years.

Now that you've released 

me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one 

wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for my 

self.'

Wow, that's great!' 

the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd 

like a million dollars a year for the rest of my 

life.'

'No problem,' said the 

genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll 

guarantee you a long, healthy life!'

'And now you, young 

lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.

'I'd like to own a 

gorgeous home in every country in the world complete with 

servants,' she said.

'Consider it done,' the 

genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe from fire, 

burglary and natural disasters!'

'And now,' the couple 

asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?'

'Well, since I've been 

trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more 

than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your 

wife.'

The husband looked at 

his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have a 

fortune, and all those houses. What do you 

think?'

She mulled it over for a 

few moments and said, 'You know, you're right. Considering our 

good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, 

honey?'

You know I love you 

sweetheart,' said the husband.I'd do the same for 

you!'

So the genie and the 

woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon 

enjoying each other.

The genie was 

insatiable.

After about three hours 

of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly 

into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your 

husband?'

'Why, we're both 35,' 

she responded breathlessly.

'No Kidding,' he 

said.

'Thirty-five years old 

and you both still believe in 

genies?'