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Monday, December 10, 2012

WATCH YOUR MAILBOX

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2013 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my behind and a 'Blame it on Bush' poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.

Yours should arrive soon.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna crazy glue my mailbox shut so the carrier has to hand deliver it to me personally.

Anonymous said...

I's sitting here laughing, but there could be some truth in this.

Anonymous said...

no 12:37; much truth. still laughing...