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Thursday, December 13, 2012

Shooting Advice

Some words to the wise.  Shooting advice from various Concealed Carry Instructors. If you own a gun, you will appreciate this.  If not, you should get one and learn how to use it:

A;  Guns have only two enemies rust and politicians.

B;  Its always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

C;  Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.

D;  Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms-length.

E;  Never say "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they  hear should be the safety clicking off.

F;  The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, the response time of a  ..357 is 1400 feet per second.

G;  The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win - cheat if necessary.

H;  Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it'll be  empty.

I;  If you're in a gun fight:
   1;  If you're not shooting, you should be loading.
   2;  If you're not loading, you should be movin',
   3;  If you're not movin', you're dead.

J;  In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do  something!

K;  If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what  do you have to be paranoid about?

L;  You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language.

M;  You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your  family.


Anonymous said...

i'm sorry, but this is simply too much common sense for most people to handle.

Anonymous said...

I haven't heard yet how our new "Shall Issue" law is coming, the original law of having to show "Good reason" is unconstatutional and we were supposed to be getting our answer on this by Nov.

Anonymous said...

3:37 Simple just move a few miles to Delaware. It's an open carry State. I applied for a carry permit in Maryland and under "Good reason" I wrote "Nobody likes me, not even my wife". That didn't work so I reapplied and put, "I don't believe in gay marriage, and think all illegal people should be sent home". That didn't work. After 3 years I reapplied and for reason I wrote "I don't like Democrats and people on food stamps driving SUVs. What do you think of my chances now?

Anonymous said...

446 needs to learn how to "Shmooze" and spread Bu***hit!

I do agree, I carry a copy of my second amendment with me in my holster in Maryland! FU.