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Saturday, December 29, 2012

Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker

A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded “releasing the awful and unpleasant odor” in his Baltimore office.

In a December 10 letter accusing him of “conduct unbecoming a federal officer,” the Social Security Administration employee was informed that his “uncontrollable flatulence” had created an “intolerable” and “hostile” environment for coworkers, several of whom have lodged complaints with supervisors.

The worker, a 38-year-old Maryland resident, reportedly provided evidence that he suffered from “some medical conditions” that, at times, caused him to be unable to work full days. But a SSA manager noted in the reprimand letter that, “nothing that you have submitted has indicated that you would have uncontrollable flatulence. It is my belief that you can control this condition.”

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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

they still sell corks!

Anonymous said...

Does flatulence mean the guy farts?

Anonymous said...

miners like to yell "FIRE IN THE HOLE"!!! when they light the fuze on some dynamite....just thought i'd mention it:)

Anonymous said...

You know this is funny on the surface but think about it. The government under this administration has done more to control our lives and movements than any other in history.

It's downright scary.

Anonymous said...

He should issue a rebuttal.

Anonymous said...

Don't laugh.This guy may someday be crowned the king of the rednecks,and everyone will brag about having known him.I thought government agencies had emergency gas masks on hand just in case.This guy could actually be an android nerve gas drone sent over from Iran.

Anonymous said...

He should issue a rebuttal.

December 29, 2012 7:00 PM

lol I liked that one.

Anonymous said...

It happens when you get older----I go around farting & not even realizing it's coming.

Anonymous said...

It happens when you get older----I go around farting & not even realizing it's coming.

December 29, 2012 9:40 PM

Be careful. You can't trust a fart, especially when you get older. lol

Anonymous said...

The man just got a pay raise, let him blow his own horn if he wants to.

Anonymous said...

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