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Friday, April 20, 2012

Secret Service Used Obama As A Hooker Pickup Line

If you were in a foreign country not always known for its friendship to the United States, particularly in the area of trade and cocaine supply, you might think picking up hookers would be a bad idea. You might also think, like American tourists the world over, that you might be more appealing to the local ladies if you said you were Canadian. After all, Canadians spend more money abroad and they have to be nicer to the hookers because, lets face it, who would sleep with someone with that accent? At any rate, if you were there protecting the President, you’d probably leave that out of it for fear of causing an international incident.

But whatever, its just Columbia.

ABC News has learned exclusively that the Secret Service officials accused of misconduct in Colombia revealed their identities by boasting at a Cartagena brothel that they worked for President Obama.

Partying at the “Pley Club” Wednesday night, eleven members of the president’s advance team allegedly bragged “we work for Obama” and “we’re here to protect him.”

The officials spent the night throwing back expensive whiskey and enlisting the services of the club’s prostitutes, according to a bouncer at the club and a police source.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What good is the Secret Service if they can't keep their services secret?

Anonymous said...

I think I'll try that.Maybe if I dress up in a suit & mention the O word they won't notice all of the gray hair.

Anonymous said...

Those hookers don't care what color your hair is, just don't try to hand them $28 for an $800 bid.

I bet the person who tried to cheat the hooker was the first to get the axe, because if he had paid his tab there would have been no argument from the hooker, and no investagation or report of the incident at all.