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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Living Man Told He Can't Can't Get A Loan Because Of America Says He's Dead

Whatever Bank of America says must be true, right? Which is rough news for one man who just found out he's been dead since 2009, according to the bank. They also reported the sad news to the three major credit rating agencies, and that really put a kink in his request for a bank loan for his new home.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

But I bet he can vote for Obama.

Anonymous said...

I hate it when you are dead and just don't know it.

Anonymous said...

Best thing he can do is go collect his life insurance after all he is dead you know.