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Monday, July 12, 2010

Shhhhhhhhh! This Is Top Secret

Target shooting fundraiser for Wicomico County Council candidate Mike Brewington at an undisclosed location. Suggested donation is $20 per person, with details and location available by calling (410) MAX-9999.

Although this meeting of High Security and Top Secret location was not intended for local citizens to know, (a KGB/AFP Operative) Salisbury News Detectives were able to drum up the Top Secret location as being, 3975 Meadow Bridge Rd. in Salisbury, Maryland.

If you're a new member of the secret organization "GPS" you can punch in the SECRET address and find the location, (Members Only).

Special Guest Speakers are Agent Maxwell Smart and Agent 99, (reported to have switched parties to the AFP). Listen for the GPS Code, "Missed It By That Much" and make your next right. B.Y.O.B. and lots of it.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are tooooo funny, Joe. Great thinking out-of-the-box. Love your Agents.

Anonymous said...

I love this pic!!!

Anonymous said...

I cannot believe you put their address on here they have small children .

Anonymous said...

5:07 You must be joking or you've been away in another country. Yes, they have children. These are the same children they don't seem to care where they are when they (the parents) are busy attending meetings. Just last week while "daddy" was busy at a county meeting, one of the daughter's walked out. People who run for office must know ahead of time that their address WILL come out eventually. Mike and Julie are the fools who decided to run for offices. Now they get to be as public as they've always wanted to be. They never took in consideration about their childrens safety and well being.