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Sunday, February 23, 2020

Mark Zuckerberg's aides blow-dry his ARMPITS to stop him stress-sweating before speeches

Mark Zuckerberg is so consumed by his public image that his aides have to blow-dry his armpits ahead of speeches in order to combat anxiety sweat, according to a new book.

Technology journalist, Steven Levy, has revealed the bizarre habit in his new book, Facebook: The Inside Story, according to Bloomberg News' Austin Carr who was able to get a sneak peek inside the publication.

According to Carr, Levy portrayed the Facebook CEO as a mix between 'naive genius and robotic robber baron'.

'He, too, is consumed by his public image. A communications exec is shown blow-drying the CEO’s armpits before speaking appearances to eliminate anxiety sweat,' Carr wrote.

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16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kiss his ass too I bet !!!!

Anonymous said...

He can’t just do ir himself? Wonder what that unfortunate serf’s job title is.

Makes me wonder if he has an official Groom of the Stool like King Henry VIII had.

Anonymous said...

Botox will stop it. 900 dollars worth but it’s a game changer if you suffer from it.

Anonymous said...

I lost 30 pounds and my problem stopped.

Anonymous said...

Well I've seen people do alot worse for alot less, just saying!!

Anonymous said...

Not natural 11:22 PM; our bodies are supposed to sweat. All of the things we do to ourselves to make us more beautiful, young, happy, sleep, and skinny and we wonder why we are sick....

Anonymous said...

He is the Head Honcho for the Zukerberg " Pit " Crew!

Anonymous said...

11:22 Who said anyone suffers from it? No one “suffers” from it!
Anyone that would inject poison to stop a natural body function is a complete moron. So is the “medical” moron that does it. (like many other elective medical procedures also)
A little sweat is genuine and no one should be ashamed...

Anonymous said...

So stop giving speeches. We don't really need to hear him and he certainly doesn't need the money he's getting paid for those speeches. Save yourself all the stress!

Anonymous said...

Ever here of deodorant.

Steve said...

I use Arrid Extra Dry and I can do it all by myself!

I am so proud...

Anonymous said...

Brush his teeth too like the Prince in England !!

Anonymous said...

The blow drying isn't preventing the sweat, it's just drying it up faster than normal evaporation

Anonymous said...

Deodorant only works on odor. Antiperspirants prevent sweating.

Lots of people have allergic reactions to antiperspirants, especially those containing aluminum hydroxide as the active ingredient.

Anonymous said...

@700 hyperhydrosis. And stop taking your bp pills and thinners it is NOT NATURAL. Stop trying to prolong the big game. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

He is Blown DRY in more ways than one , Every day I bet !!!!