You’d think Hillary Clinton might come up with a better zinger than “Russian asset” when she flew out of her volcano on leathery wings Friday and tried to jam her blunted beak through Tulsi Gabbard’s heart. Much speculation has been brewing in the Webiverse that the Flying Reptile of Chappaqua might seek an opening to join the Democratic Party 2020 free-for-all. Wasn’t “Russian asset” the big McGuffin in the Mueller Report - the tantalizing and elusive triggering device that added up to nothing — and aren’t most people over twelve years old onto that con by now?
It’s not like Tulsi G was leading the pack, with two cable news networks and the nation’s leading newspapers ignoring her existence. Tulsi must have been wearing her Kevlar flak vest because she easily fended off the aerial attack and fired back at the squawking beast with a blast of napalm:
“Great! Thank you @HillaryClinton. You, the queen of warmongers, embodiment of corruption, and personification of the rot that has sickened the Democratic Party for so long, have finally come out from behind the curtain. From the day I announced my candidacy, there has been a concerted campaign to destroy my reputation. We wondered who was behind it and why. Now we know — it was always you, through your proxies….”More
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A new younger better Hillary
Yay!
Yep another clinton Arkanside
1) When did Russia become our enemy again? They were enemies 60-70 years ago, but then they ceased their communist ways and turned into a capitalist country more in line with America, and we embraced them, traded with them, and had great relations with them since. Now the Dam Party wants them to be our "enemy" again. Get over it, Hillary.
2) How can a political party expect over half the country to vote for their candidate when all they want is to trample our 230+ year old Constitution, install a Communist government, and lie to the public 100% of the time for three years prior to a national election?
These people aren't right.
7:52 they are Democrats. Nuff said?
She should run in a third party attempt.
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