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Thursday, August 08, 2019

Louisiana Woman Claims Meth Hidden Inside Her Vagina Is Not Hers

Ashley Beth Rolland, 23, told officers she was not sure where the meth they found stashed in her genitals came from.

The Ouachita Parish Sheriff’s Office said Rolland was accused of stealing approximately $5,000 from a man with whom she had been staying for about a week. The man told West Monroe Police Department that the money was stolen while he was showering.

Rolland admitted to the theft, but, after being searched by a female officer, denied ownership of the meth stashed along with $6,233 found in her vagina. She was arrested for theft and narcotics possession, and is currently being jailed with bail set at $8,000.

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whoa...math AND cash found there? Maybe better not to even go there...

TheRealRay said...

Did they mean purse or vagina ? And if vagina, how big can it be to have meth and over $6,000 in it as the story seems to indicate ?

Anonymous said...

On average, Big enough for an 18 pound baby. Like the old adage, “all the same, just some larger than others.”

Anonymous said...

Wow! What a stash box.

Anonymous said...

Look deeper there might be a BMW in there too.