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Monday, May 20, 2019

Why I’m Endorsing Bill De Blasio For President

I want Bill de Blasio to win the 2020 presidential election. It may sound strange that a conservative pundit at a conservative outlet would hold such a position, but hear me out. America, New York City needs you. As he announces his candidacy today, I wholeheartedly endorse Bill de Blasio for president of United States, because if he wins then he can’t be mayor of New York City anymore. Not for nothing, that’s kind of my bottom-line issue at the moment.

New York City is a fragile ecosystem. For most of my adult life from 1993 until 2013, it was managed by competent, serious men. Rudolph Giuliani and Michael Bloomberg took this city, the greatest that has ever been known to man, the scourge of Boston and big brother of Philadelphia, to new and exciting heights. We were back, baby! Swing!

And then came de Blasio. It wasn’t supposed to happen. The socialist from Park Slope who summered in the ’80s at communist camps in Nicaragua was supposed to lose to Anthony Weiner, until the latter gave into the strange desires of his, well, wiener. And just like that, a socialist became mayor.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I did not know de blah blah sio also trained day on how to run the city of Salisbury. So many things day is doing sound just like NYC.

Anonymous said...

Not a Popsicle's chance in Hades.

Anonymous said...

The future of the United States is far more important than that of nyc. If he can't manage a city, how do you expect him to run our country ?

Anonymous said...

New York stop heading South. Stay in New York and do something about DeBlasio.