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Friday, March 01, 2019

HOA issues fine for what it claimed was a penis-shaped outline in snow

(KUTV) — KUTV isn't new to Home Owners' Associations controversies, like the rule against flying the American flag except on holidays, or the homeowners in Grantsville that didn't know they lived in an HOA, but a woman in Tennessee may have the best absurd HOA story of them all.

She posted on a Reddit community dedicated to people angry about HOAs — called F%#& HOA — that she was asked to pay a $100 fine after her car let the shape of a supposed penis on on the pavement after a snowstorm.

"Your car, specifically the Honda, left this offensive image on the ground," she was told in a letter. The snow shape apparently violated a rule against "displaying offensive images or slogans."

The board claimed to have photographic evidence of the "obscene" pattern.

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Imagination is a wonderful thing

Anonymous said...

I’m afraid I’d have told someone to shove my penis shaped snow shadow up their snowflake shaped a$$.

Anonymous said...

Silly liberals.

Anonymous said...

Somebody has a h***-*n for these people and are using the HOA as a weapon.

Anonymous said...

Where are the tire tracks from where she moved the car?

Anonymous said...

Relax. Take the HOA to court and they will win. Many HOA's think they have more power than they do. Then you have the BOARD MEMBERS who think they are ALL AND POWERFUL OZ. Just research WILLOW CREEK DEVELOPMENT. They can't keep up with who paid their dues or not. Even when you show them the receipt they argue because they NEED TO BE RIGHT. BUT THEY ARE ALWAYS WRONG. No wonder the development is full of renter's and long time residents selling their house CHEAP just to get away. SAD.

Anonymous said...

SOMETHING WRONG HERE. WHERE ARE THE TIRE TRACKS? What is it, a helicopter car?

Anonymous said...

Sounds like the morons that have bankrupted Spring Chase HOA, Tens of thousands of dollars spent erroneously on 100 dollar holes! When I say morons I mean morons. 15000$ on a pond that’s not even on the property. In fact the waste and money disappearance is so extreme and egregious the states attorney should be called in. Those fools are blowing money on city infrastructure which is the cities responsibility. Then they raise the HOA fee to make up for their irresponsible spending. STUPID! Tell me again why we pay taxes? The neighborhood has a “no sign” clause which they themselves repeatedly break by installing signs that look like they came out of a WaWa parking lot in the ghetto. One moron especially has HOA-itis, he’s a short little runt with a grey goatee that surreptitiously inspects properties when he’s really looking through the fences at people sunbathing. Perv!

Anonymous said...

Why can't something like this happen to me. That would really make my day.