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Friday, September 07, 2018

Two Priests caught having sex in car near Miami Beach playground

Two Catholic priests were taken into custody after being caught performing sex acts on each other in a parked rental car near Miami Beach, according to reports.

Diego Berrio, 39, and Edwin Giraldo Cortez, 30, were charged with lewd and lascivious behavior after passersby spotted their tryst in broad daylight inside a Volkswagen Beetle, which was “in full view of the public,” according to CBS Miami.

After receiving a complaint, police arrived at the scene to see the sexual acts still going on. The officers were easily able to spot the two, as the car was parked next to a playground and did not have tinted windows.

The two priests were so engaged that they didn’t notice when police were there until officers tapped on the window, according to CBS.

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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Totally disgusting!
Satan now rules and the nightmare continues!

Anonymous said...

Get a room! Or a cell!

Anonymous said...

Illegals? Or dreamers ?

Anonymous said...

Well that's a step in the right direction, at least they didn't have a 10 year old boy with them.

Anonymous said...

They'll go to confession, be excused, then transferred to some far away place, like the next diocese over.

Anonymous said...

it was God's will ...

Anonymous said...

Yep. Yep. You are right, 12:09.

Anonymous said...

Hope they were using Blessed condoms.

Anonymous said...

Do they trade priests from diocese to diocese like ball players?

Anonymous said...

Priests need love too.

Anonymous said...

The catholics have been fu#@ing millions off people for centuries!

Anonymous said...

Was one of them named LeBarge?