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Sunday, June 10, 2018

The Hawaiian Volcano...

The subject of stopping the Hawaiian volcano has come up.

According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to appease the god PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires, and according to tradition that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years.

Obama has quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

So Obama lied again. His own words again proves he is a con-artist and was a invalid President and all benefits including his check should be nullified and be made to pay back all expenses occurred by him and his family to the US government ASAP. He pulled a better con game than Bernie Madoff.

Anonymous said...

Even PELE would spit out that turd!