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Friday, March 31, 2017

Ann Coulter: A Health Care Plan so Simple, Even a Republican Can Understand!

It’s always impossible to repeal laws that require Ann to pay for greedy people, because the greedy run out on the streets wailing that the Republicans are murdering them.

Obamacare is uniquely awful because the free stuff isn’t paid for through income taxes: It’s paid for through MY health insurance premiums. This is unfortunate because I wanted to buy health insurance.

Perhaps you’re not aware — SINCE YOU EXEMPTED YOURSELVES FROM OBAMACARE, CONGRESS — but buying or selling health insurance is illegal in America.

Right now, there’s no free market because insurance is insanely regulated not only by Obamacare, but also by the most corrupt organizations in America: state insurance commissions. (I’m talking to you, New York!)

Federal and state laws make it illegal to sell health insurance that doesn’t cover a laughable array of supposedly vital services based on bureaucrats’ medical opinions of which providers have the best lobbyists.

As a result, it’s illegal to sell health insurance that covers any of the medical problems I’d like to insure against. Why can’t the GOP keep Obamacare for the greedy — but make it legal for Ann to buy health insurance?

This is how it works today:



Anonymous said...

I would offer a proposition of marriage to Ann Coulter (ironclad prenup required) to give her access to my golden government-provided healthcare plan. No strings attached, except for her giving up the fur coats and accessories.

Anonymous said...

What is wrong with this plan? Let's hear it from the left.

Steve said...

1:27, Ann would decline your offer before you could finish that sentence! This is the plan we all want and the politicians can't get behind it because it doesn't put any of Ann's money in their pockets. It keeps Ann's money between her, her doctor, and her privately owned insurance company.

A horrifying thought, indeed!