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Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Italian Firefighters

One dark night in the small town of Garfield , NJ, a fire started
inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed
in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.

When the first volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the
sausage company president rushed to the fire chief and said, 'All of our secret sausage recipes are in the vault in the center of the plant. They have to be saved, so I will donate $50,000 to the fire company that brings them out and delivers them to me.'

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire
departments had to be called in because the situation became desperate.
As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer to
extricate the secret recipes was now $100,000 to the fire department
that could save them.

Suddenly from up the road, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the fire engine of the nearby Lodi, NJ volunteer fire department composed mainly of Italian firefighters over the age of 65.

To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these Italian firefighters, passed fire engines parked outside the
plant, and drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside, the
other firemen watched in amazement as the Italian old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire as if they were fighting to save their own lives. They stomped desperately on the flames with their feet. They tried to smother the conflagration with their coats and even their pants. They swung their shovels and axes with wild abandon. It was a sight to behold!

Within a short time, the Lodi old timers had extinguished the fire and
saved the secret recipes.

The grateful sausage company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman accomplishment he was raising the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave elderly Italian firefighters.

A TV news crew rushed in after capturing the event on film. The 'on
camera' reporter asked the Italian fire chief, 'What are you going to do with all that money?'

'Wella,' said Pasquale De Luccinellavanti, the 75-year-old Fire Chief,
'de fursta tinga we gonna do isza fixa de brakes on dat fockinna truck!!'

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