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Sunday, July 17, 2016

Your daughter brings him home what do you say??

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

It would go like this:

With my outside voice, "Uh - ohhhhh HELL NO!" Out..OUT OUT OUT!

Concerned about the Future said...

Get out❗️❗️❗️

Anonymous said...

Hey honey bring me the magnets off the refrigerator.

Anonymous said...

GET OUT NOW!

Anonymous said...

PITIFUL

Anonymous said...

This falls under that all time favorite "NOT AS LONG AS YOU ARE LIVING IN MY HOUSE"

Anonymous said...

Could be worse

Anonymous said...

I would say "thank goodness I don't have a daughter"
This is beyond pitiful, sick!

Anonymous said...

Your not my daughter anymore!!!!

Anonymous said...

My daughter wouldn't bring that idiot home.

Anonymous said...

"Hi excuse me while I dial 911...Hello, 911, Yes I want to report a terrible accident at this address, a young man has just come here and said he has gotten his face slammed by a garbage compactor and it has also affected his head, he can't think straight, he thinks everything is okay...yes he is barely conscious but very confused, please hurry". (After the phone call I knock the punk out and wait for the paramedics, and oh yes I threaten to take the daughter's I-phone if she says one thing to the contrary). But thats just me.

Anonymous said...

"Here Spot. Come on boy. Good dog!" Hopefully they would both be totally embarrassed!

Anonymous said...

Lets put a chain through those holes and hook it to the tracter after dinner.

Anonymous said...

buh bah

Anonymous said...

My daughter wouldn't bring him home either.

Anonymous said...

Did his parents get charged with child abuse? Who in thier right mind seeks such utter stupity. I can't wait to see these millenniums. When they are in their fifties and sixties. These tattoos on every inch of their bodies and piercings will be pretty ugly at that age

Unknown said...

I would say hello. what is wrong with you guys just because this kid doesn't look like you doesn't mean he doesn't have a good heart

Anonymous said...

He may have a good heart Unknown but the reality is it takes more then just a good heart to be a productive contributing self sufficient member of society. People like him tend to only be able to gain limited employment thereby becoming burdens on tax payers.

Anonymous said...

He could get a job as an oddity at the carnival.

Anonymous said...

Hit the road Jack and take my daughter with you.

Anonymous said...

LOL 5:31 but even carnivals don't have the freak shows anymore.

Anonymous said...

The door would shut between my daughter and him. Self torture for attention + a sick mind.

Anonymous said...

Where did you two meet and young man where do you work? If his response is the circus, or I don't work, then it's Bye, you have called on the wrong girl.

Anonymous said...

I'll bet I could weld a permanent Hannibal Lecter mask on him.

Anonymous said...

looks like the he swallowed a rubric cube

Anonymous said...

You should both check into rehab.

Anonymous said...


Pretty good bet if they fall in love that they won't be flying to a honeymoon. He'd never clear security!

Anonymous said...

you say get him the hell out of my house. it is my house!

Anonymous said...

I loved the "could be worse" comment.

Anonymous said...

Bring some extra napkins to the table, please, Dear.

Anonymous said...

Nice to meet you. Yes, I'll get over the whistling.

Anonymous said...

I would send her to her room. And, tell this person to get out of my home.

Anonymous said...

He's welcome to come in after he goes through the metal detector without setting it off.

Anonymous said...

He's cut his risk of sleep apnea by 99%.