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Tuesday, October 06, 2015

The Irony


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yes, first I baited him for three months with juicy apples and sweet corn. That way I know exactly where and when he will be come "hunting" season. The cameras and motion sensors confirmed it. Armed with this intelligence I decided to make a real sport of it by stationing my elevated stand at two hundred yards away. With intense practice dialing in my long range gun and laser scope I was successful in taking down this wild animal on the day before the season officially opened. Hit him in the knee on the first shot but expertly negotiated the final kill as he hobbled between two gum trees. Stopped to smoke a celebratory cig before climbing down and strutting over to the vegetable eating beast. I am so proud of myself!