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Monday, October 26, 2015

Here It Is


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Call it a upurka,or an upside down burka.

Anonymous said...

Will it harness all the talking also?

Anonymous said...

All she has to do is bend over and yell, the cone will act like a megaphone.

lmclain said...

Its either that, or a device to stop the elbow from bending.
It used to be called lack of willpower or self control.
Now, its "big boned", or "glandular/hormonal problems", or Family genes".
Like everything else in our society, NOTHING is anyone's fault.
You weigh 450 pounds, not because you drink 10 Coke's a day, or eat a whole bag of chips at lunch, or go the buffet six times in one night.
Oh no. You are 450 lbs because your glands aren't working right.
Actually, it's your elbow that's messing you up.
Just order a DIET Coke with your 3 quarter-pounders and your large fry. That'll fix it.

Anonymous said...

And your heroin problem used to be an addiction. Now it's a disease. Must be nice to be perfect.

lmclain said...

Did I hit someone's fat nerve??