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Sunday, July 05, 2015

A Letter To The Editor 6-30-15

Dear Joe, 

Once again the residents in the Camden Avenue neighborhood of Salisbury are being "shit" on by the lack of respect for homeowner ship and quality neighborhoods by Mayor Jim Ireton and the Salisbury city council....but this time they were literally "shit" on. 

This morning my neighbor was taking her trash out when she saw the dirty scene as shown in the picture. Yes folks, that is human feces. To make matters worse, the squatter took the liberty to wipe his or her ass with their t shirt and and left it on the ground. This is what Salisbury has come to. And it's not only the fact that someone actually took a shit on my neighbor's property, it is also the fact that someone trespassed and came onto her private property. 

My neighbor is a legal gun owner, and a damn good shot too. And I guess if my neighbor had seen this trespasser shitting on her property and pulled her gun out to protect herself and her property, she would be in jail and labeled the criminal. Thanks Mayor Ireton for fostering such respect and attention to the creation of good, safe, quality neighborhoods that make people want to own a home in Salisbury. Not!!! The homeowners are constantly "shit" on and we see this act as a symbol of how the homeowners in Salisbury are literally shit on by Mayor Jim Ireton's inability to make Salisbury a great place to live. 

Thank you Joe, 
Camden Neighborhood Homeowners

26 comments:

Steve's Leavin's said...

Our laws state that in order to protect our rights in this situation, we must all "decorate" our properties with "No Trespassing" signs.

Isn't that special?

I always equated those signs in cities as "Drugs Sold Here" signs.

So,Jimmy, is that what you want your City to become?

Anonymous said...

Send it to the FBI and see if they can figure out who the poopetrator is.

Anonymous said...

#1 any intelligent gun owner in Maryland knows that shooting someone for anything less than a 100% legitimate threat on their life will end badly for them. SO no matter how good of a shot she/he is they would not fair well on this one. You clearly are an idiot. Do not associate gun owners with your small problem.

Translation quit complaining and do something about it. Clean it up and keep your eyes peeled. Then turn on a light and tell them to run along like a resident with some balls.

Anonymous said...

Yep...great idea...shoot someone for taking a dump on your lawn. Afterwards be sure to say goodbye to your family for 15 to 20 years. Please help me understand how you are under threat of harm by someone taking a dump. It's fine to be outraged
..but leave the drama to mayor rainbow ok? Good grief.

Anonymous said...

Plenty of DNA there! Find the "Poopetrator"!

Thanks, 621!

617

Anonymous said...

This is exactly the same kind of crap that used to happen to us when we lived in OC. Not a summer went by where someone didn't at least once do this. We've also experienced the shirt used as toilet paper. Taking a leak under our deck was an every night occurrence and several times a summer we would find vomit.

Anonymous said...

💩

Anonymous said...

just curious...is shooting and killing another person really an appropriate response for crapping on your property...? really? it justifies murder? Psychos....

Anonymous said...

Gross!!!

Anonymous said...

Well said. Thanks for putting some separation between this moron and responsible gun owners. Kudos

Anonymous said...

Like the drive by pooping that happened at Flannerys and the city did nothing but lose a good business...

Anonymous said...

Plant cactus... problem solved.

Anonymous said...

Har!

Anonymous said...

Yeah that crap always happens.

Anonymous said...

Just get a good dog and train it well. You can't shoot somebody for trespassing even if it's posted, but to my knowledge my dog can't read. However, my dog does obey commands.

Anonymous said...

Drive by pooping sounds like a physical impossibility.Even the most athletic among us would at least have to exit the car.

Anonymous said...

for all of those "poo pooing" the gun reference (pun INTENDED), i'll bet you've never had someone crap in your yard. i'm sure that this person wouldn't actually shoot the poopetrator. they're just trying to convey their level of frustration of having their property violated and then having to clean up someone else's excrement. i have some advise for the home owner. buy a wrist rocket sling shot and some BBs!!!

Anonymous said...

What happened to all the news about slumlords and that they were going to be held accountable, over occupancy, abandoned properties, curfew for children, basketball apparatus on sidewalks,siding that is green all over the city, grass can't be taller than 8 inches. Weeds that have become 15' and taller. All this is right in the City of Salisbury. Checking on rental properties that have neglectful owners the ones that have been written up but not followed up on!!!! Want to move to Salisbury?

bloggerhater1 said...

You could argue that deficating in someones yard could pose immense health hazards, thusly could be taken as an attack on you and your family's well-being. Much like HIV-positive people that know they are positive and have unprotected sex anyway can be charged for attempted murder.

You would lose, but you could argue the point. lol

Anonymous said...

Since there is no exact definition for the discovery of unwanted defecation on one's property, I propose that we call it an "Ireton." So henseforth when we find an unwanted turd we can say "hey, I found an Ireton in my yard last night."

Anonymous said...

Thanks to the slum lords, renting to college students in the county, we put up with the sa,e thing now in really nice developements.
so it's on the county council and culver to cut the students to 4 to 2 in county housing.
it's a freakin mess all over thanks to the college and slum lords.
we do get 2 1/2 months off as they are away.

Anonymous said...

My dog leaves Iretons in my backyard, but never my neighbor's backyard.

Anonymous said...

That sign is useless until the cop shoes up and gives them an official paper stating not to come back again.

Anonymous said...

Rental properties are like a metastic cancer to once decent neighborhoods.

Anonymous said...

I can't count the number of times I've seen su FEMALE college students crapping behind the taco bell on Lloyd st.

Anonymous said...

This kind of disrespect, throwing food containers in the yards and streets, walking pit bulls and letting them deficate so people who don't even have dogs have their cleanup. Shouting nasty words to all around them, bouncing balls in the streets running between parked cars, holding up traffic by riding bicycles on only the back wheels, 5 and 6 of them across like the streets are not for traffic of cars. Fighting and arguing on the street corners. Smoking marijuana outside in front of everyone and anyone because they can. Visit the Presidents Neighborhood any day or night for their "SHOWS".