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Friday, April 24, 2015

Before you vote the next time

How to get $75k in benefits for you and your girlfriend.

Follow these proven steps.
 
1.  Don't get married to her.
2.  Use your mom's address for your mail.
3.  The guy buys a house.
4.  Guy rents out house to his girlfriend who has 2 of his kids.
5.  Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom house.
6.  Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare, so guy doesn't have to pay out the butt for family insurance.
7.  Girlfriend gets to go to college for free being a single mother.
8.  Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps.
9.  Girlfriend gets free cell phone.
10. Girlfriend gets free utilities.
11. Guy moves into house, but uses mom's house to get mail.
12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims one kid on taxes. Now you both get to claim head of house hold at $1800 credit.
13. Girlfriend gets disability for being "crazy" or having a "bad back" at $1800 a month and never has to work again.
 
This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.  A married couple with a stay at home mom yields $0 dollars.   An unmarried couple with stay at home mom nets...
 
$21,600  disability +
$10,800  free housing +
  $6,000   free obamacare +
  $6,000   free food +
  $4,800   free utilities +
  $6,000   Pell Grant money to spend +
$12,000  a year in college tuition free from Pell Grant +
  $8,800   tax benefit for being a single mother
---------
$75,000 a year in benefits  
 
 
Now you know why the country is 18 + trillion in debt, and your children will pay the price!  
 
Is this a great country or what???
 
This is not compassion for the poor! This is going to completely bankrupt our country, financially and morally.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Almost none of that math even works out lol. One thing disqualifies you for another etc.

Anonymous said...

This is the truth. The whole truth. And, nothing but the truth. Work in retail and see exactly how much money the single women with a bunch of kids have after they swipe those ebt cards. The amount left on those cards are enormous. Some would rather go to school then work. The single women with kids boyfriends can just sit back at home and do nothing or create havoc in the street. All, that is written in this article is the truth. I've lived it for eighteen years. Due to my education, I worked a cushion high paying job until I my 55th birthday. Now, I am retired and enjoying life.

Anonymous said...

I,m 72 and been married for 46 years. We are getting a quick divorce for that reason. Our formula will give us an extra 50 grand a year. Not 70 grand , but 50 grand ain't nothing to sneeze at.
Now an extra 50 grand on top of 40 grand is 90 grand , I love it.

Anonymous said...

Guy buys a house with what?????? And that is only the first hole in this story.

Anonymous said...

2:08:

Umm please explain, I'm well versed in these topics and nothing cancels anything out.

Anonymous said...

1800 a month disability? I don't think so

Anonymous said...

he gets head of household while living with his mom?

Anonymous said...

Not buy a home. Finance a home. Big difference. Man! You just don't get it. Do your research. See for yourself. Then, try it. The 1%ers have use this formula for years and have lived quite comfortably.

Anonymous said...

People you would be surprised how much this goes on!! And some of the people on EBT are eating a lot better than me (the grown ups) while the poor kids are eating hot dogs. You forgot they get WIC too!!