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Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Brett Favre's Wife



      
In a news conference, Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting Quarterback for the Green Bay Packers football team next season.

Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be the starting QB because she had spent 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers - even though she has actually never played football at any level from grade school up, never ran the offense of any team, nor ever played the game.

During this period of time, she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, the nickel package, man-to-man coverage, so she is now completely comfortable with all the other terminology involving the Packers offense. A survey of Packers fans shows 50% of those polled supported the move.

Does this sound idiotic and unbelievable ... or familiar to you?

Hillary Clinton makes the same claims as to why she is qualified to be the President of the United States and 50% of Democrats polled agree.

She has never run a city, county, or state during her "career" as being Bill Clinton's wife. When told Hillary Clinton has experience because she has 8 years in the White House,my immediate thought was, "So does the pastry chef, and the person who picks up dog poop from the White House Lawn"

When it comes to running the State Department, her biggest achievement was getting a US Ambassador and 3 other Americans killed, by pretending terrorism had been defeated.....Her words still echo..."what difference does it make"

Comment:  At least Deanna Favre is pretty !

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why not Hillary? Worked for the dope we have in office e now. Could it really be any worse? At least she's a Queen b**ch and will stand up to those who would attack us instead of the tap dancing puppet we have now.

Anonymous said...

605, it's no wonder why you don't sign your name to that.

Me? I don't need to waste my time being attacked by you and your little "friends".

Anonymous said...

the footballs won't be deflated there.

Anonymous said...

6:05 Why not Putin? Kim Jong-un? Oh, maybe we can clone Hitler?

I would rather see Jake Day be president than Hillary, and I'm not even gay.

Anonymous said...

Well stated, good article, thanks much for posting this !! Mainstream media, where are you !!!

Anonymous said...

Anybody except the hilabeast or palin. Who would want monica lewisky ex-boyfriends wife for president. Definitely not me. And I am a register democrat.

Anonymous said...

"Hlldabeast".. A mutation of "Wildabeest", actually a "gnu", a type of antelope that looks like it was made from spare parts.