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Sunday, May 18, 2014

Cops: Teen Had Loaded Revolver In Her Vagina


Stolen weapon found during search at Tennessee jail

A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon following a collar for driving with a suspended license, police report.

As Dallas Archer was being booked into the Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer alerted to an “unknown object” in the teenager’s crotch during a search.

The jailer and a female cop then accompanied Archer to a bathroom for further examination, a review that led to the recovery of a “North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina,” according to a Kingsport Police Department report.

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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Its the guns fault it just climbed there.

Anonymous said...

It's a shame it's didn't go off.

Anonymous said...

the comments at The Smoking Gun website are hysterical!

Anonymous said...

i wonder if thats how the expression "going off half cocked" came about ?

Anonymous said...

I think I'm in love

Anonymous said...

What's up with that hairdo. It looks like she has a Slinky on her head.

Anonymous said...

good thing she didn't have a 44 magnum!

Anonymous said...

Is that what they call a "Son of a Gun"?

Anonymous said...

I think I dated her in college. You should see where she keeps her cell phone.

Anonymous said...

"iv ebeen having an affair with a rifle...and guess what?"

Anonymous said...

It was loaded

Anonymous said...

Brings a new meaning to the saying "fire in the hole".

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with that? Where do you keep yours?

Anonymous said...

I guess she is a banging date