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Friday, July 12, 2013

Terrorist Gets Permission From CIA To Build A Vacuum Cleaner

The confessed mastermind of the 9-11 attacks has had a chance to use the skills he went to college for. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has a bachelor's degree in mechanical engineering. He asked for and got permission from the CIA to design a vacuum cleaner. Mohammed has been confined to a basement prison in Romania for a decade. A former CIA official tells the Associated Press, the CIA wanted Mohammed to retain his sanity after years of waterboarding and solitary confinement. In case he or his colleagues should ever stand trial or testify in court, the officials says, the CIA didn't want them to go nuts. No word on plans to build a better vacuum cleaner.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you effin kidding me?! WTF!!!

Anonymous said...

Let him build an Electric Chair

Obama Crooked Motors said...

Prison in Romania, I thought U.S. didn't have any prisons in socialist countries of Eastern Block? Aah, thats what we were made to believe anyway. Let the poor Mohamed build a vacuum cleaner, but do not test it here - it may blow up something.

Anonymous said...

He should still be receiving water boarding. Building a vacuum cleaner? I can't wait to read the headline... "8 agents dead in a suicide vacuuming". Pathetic.