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Monday, July 08, 2013

Light Traffic Today? Blame The F Word

Although people in the Washington area are noted for being articulate, many revert to a sort of hand jive — often using only the middle finger — to greet fellow drivers on our usually clogged highways.

But if traffic is a little light today, don't credit it entirely to the weather or people on AWS rotation. In many places, you can chalk it up to the presence of the F-word, which is becoming part of the deal if you work for Uncle Sam.

Whether you commute into or from Ogden or Provo, Utah, greater Cincinnati, Atlanta, Chicago,Kansas City, New York, Philadelphia or metro D.C. itself, lots of federal workers are taking today off. Without pay. And not because they want to!

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

articulate Your day off to yo president.

Anonymous said...

gotta keep air force one in the air and racking up frequent flyer mileage!

Anonymous said...

take the rest of the week off! Most of them don't do anything.