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Monday, July 15, 2013

Read my lips: Bizarre Japanese mouthpiece, Face Slimmer, claims to reduce wrinkles

Bizarre Japanese mouthpiece, Face Slimmer, claims to reduce wrinkles
Makers say wearing the Face Slimmer and practicing vowel sounds for three minutes every day will ‘give sagging facial skin and muscles that much-needed daily lift.’A peculiar, lips-shaped mouthpiece from Japan may be the secret to achieving younger-looking skin without plastic surgery, at least according to its makers.

The Face Slimmer, a wacky product available at the online Japan Trend Shop, promises to "give sagging facial skin and muscles that much-needed daily lift." Simply put the silicone rubber mold (which looks a little like those old-fashion wax lips candies) in your mouth, and spend three minutes each day repeating vowel sounds.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol i love it.

Anonymous said...

Angelina Jole has several pairs.

Anonymous said...

If a woman came at me with that thing in her mouth I'd want my money back.

Anonymous said...

We need one for Obama, O'malley, and Ireton so they can stop saying stupid thing and raising taxes. Also they will look less like a clown.