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Monday, February 11, 2013

Obama Paranoid Government Coming For His Guns

WASHINGTON—Reflecting attitudes held throughout his personal and political life, President Barack Obama restated Thursday his long-standing fear that the U.S. government is even now putting measures in place to take his guns away.

Obama, an avid gun enthusiast with an extensive history of mistrusting the federal government, claimed Washington's actions in recent years have been particularly egregious and described its "rabid anti-gun zealotry" as "some real sinister, Nazi-type shit."

"The thing for damn sure is you can't trust 'em," Obama told reporters Thursday morning, cradling a .22-caliber bolt-action hunting rifle in his arms. "No matter how hard you work or how many taxes you pay, the goddamn government's sure as shit gonna pass some law or officiate some warrant to try and take your guns. Because when the people don't have any guns, that's when theytake control."

"Just like in England," the president added. "They took away all the guns there, and now they have video cameras all over the place to spy on everybody. You think America wouldn't do that if they could?"

According to President Obama, the U.S. government has for years made a concerted effort to "destroy the Second Amendment of the damned Constitution, for God's sake," while silencing the voices of gun owners such as himself who merely wish to retain the ability to protect their home and family.

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

That was funny!

Anonymous said...

The Onion, of course, LOL!

Anonymous said...

Actually, it's not funny.. Some fool is going to believe that phot-shopped picture and the satire are true...

Anonymous said...

Shooting at the New Castle County courthouse this morning. Atleast 5 shot. Suspect himself shot and killed. Good thing there are armed people inside courthouses. As bad as this is it could have been alot worse had the gunman himself not been stopped by a gun.

Anonymous said...

This would be completely true in a real world without crazy people.

Anonymous said...

The article reminds me of the old Super Man comics where the Bizarro world Superman would attack the real Superman. In this case it would be great if the Bizarro world Obama existed, and he won!

Anonymous said...

Not only that, but he's concerned about new DNR bag limits on skeet saying "My family depends on the skeet I shoot as a source of natural fiber in our diet. My wife is very focused on nutrition. When she serves dinner, I often ask what kind of skeet is this?"