IRS AGAIN

They sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!!
In response to the question: "List all dependents?" 

I replied -

"12 million illegal immigrants;
"3 million crack heads;
"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
"2 million people in over 243 prisons;
"Half of Mexico ; and,
"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate."

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.