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Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Bad news: Plurality of Americans believe Santa’s a Democrat

C’mon now. In the great scheme of “makers” and “takers,” is there any purer “maker” than Santa?

Besides, when it comes to correlations between political affiliation and private charity, there’s an obvious way to bet here. And it ain’t on “Democrat.”

PPP’s new holiday season poll sees voters in giving moods towards both Barack Obama and Mitt Romney – voters believe both men will be receiving presents from Santa this holiday season rather than a lump of coal, with Romney perhaps getting some sympathy presents. Voters say Romney will get presents by a 63/37 margin compared to 51/49 for Obama. Some other findings:

- 44% of respondents said Santa was a Democrat while 28% say he is a Republican…

- A majority of voters (52/45) said they believe in Santa Claus. 80% said they were on Santa’s “Nice” list to just 11% who said they were on his “Naughty” list…

- When asked, “If Grandma got run over by a reindeer, would you press charges against Santa?” 61% would not press charges, to 24% who would. 33% of Democrats would press charges compared to 19% of Republicans.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

He can’t be and here is why:

Democratic Party Attributes
Employs Elves and calls them “little people”
Works one day (24hours) a year ,then rests
Gives toys away to those who expect it

Lack of following security & safety guidelines

Gives people what they want, even if they can’t afford it

Republican Party Attributes

Does not put up with any S#!T from other religious organizations

Does not hire on the basis of race to satisfy Government guidelines
Believes in a traditional “Family” unit
Will complete any task given to him
Cracks his whip when he needs too

Only awards deserving children

Defends Christmas when others threaten it

Very healthy clean reindeer not used for fighting

And finally

Al Sharpton, Jessie Jakson (Sr.& Jr.), and Barrack O are on the naughty list

SEE PEOPLE, HE IS MORE OF A REPUBLICAN