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Sunday, August 26, 2012

2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule

2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte , N.C. 
 
4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN 
4:05 PM –Singing of "God D**n America " led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright 
4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama 

4:15 PM – Ceremonial 'I hate America' led by Michelle Obama 
4:30 PM – Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true to 
you while you travel the world” – Hillary Clinton 
4:45 PM –Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar “How to have a successful 
career without having a job.” 
 
5:00 PM – “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travel 
Log” - Michelle Obama 5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" 
via Satellite 5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States – Nancy Pelosi 
 
6:00 PM – Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s 
appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for 
sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the 
country, improve employment and to boost the economy. 
 
8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons 
 
9:00 PM – “Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” 
Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post 
and the New York Times 

9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at 
GITMO – Michael Moore 

9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle 
 
10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible 
readers

10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ, & Afghanistan 
 
11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / 
You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies 

11:15 PM – Free Gov. Blagovich rally 

11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards 

11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama 
Presiding 
 
12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and 
Chris “He sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews 
 
12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior 
 
12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing 
 
3:00 AM – Biden Delivers 
Acceptance Speech

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yea, sounds about right.

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

Should end with - Waking up Biden to deliver acceptance speech. Pretty much right on though. And a shame...

Anonymous said...

Forgot the 1:00 A.M. speech by Obama: "How I'm going to pivot to jobs in my second term"