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Monday, May 07, 2012

Tranquility

Just in case you are having a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals.

The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile:

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2. Picture yourself with both your hands in the cool running water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows your secret place.

5.. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the Democrat you're holding underwater.

There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

#4....#4.... is my favorite !!!!! (^_^)

Anonymous said...

Oh, there are so many Democrats I'm picturing

Fruitland Generic Citizen said...

So I'm supposed to picture myself committing first degree murder to relax? Y'all are weird...

Anonymous said...

8:19 - What is it called if you don't get caught? Refer to #4.

Lighten-up - it was meant tongue in cheek...hopefully!

Anonymous said...

waterboarding...must be from a Republican

Anonymous said...

@8:10 SO MANY?!?! I was thinking ALL of them!