I met a fairy today that said she
would grant me one wish.
would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I
said.
"Sorry," said the fairy,
"I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine,"I said, "then
I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"
"You crafty little
bastard," said the fairy.
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