Attention

The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not represent our advertisers

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: Strong Quake Strikes Peru

A magnitude 6.9 earthquake rattles Peruvian capital of Lima, no immediate reports of damage.

From Fox News

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

ok, this stuff is getting serious

where is my mayan calander

Anonymous said...

uh oh, here it comes. A deluge of
#1 "it's the end and we're all doomed"

and

#2 "it's Obama's fault; part of the evil socialist takeover!"

Anonymous said...

They didn't listen to Noah either.

Anonymous said...

earthquakes in divers places . . .

Anonymous said...

The technicians of the illuminati are creating new species, cloning animals, genetically modifying plants, and placing patents on life.

They are manipulating the environment and the climate. They spray the atmosphere with barium and aluminum salts among other nasty ingredients. They use HAARP to send radio waves into the atmosphere and into the earth for various reasons. They also "frack" the earth in search of natural gas and oil.

All of these activities are leading to a cataclysmic event in which the earth's natural balance is altered. Get ready. We humans cannot get away with this for much longer.

Alex said...

3:12 holy $hit! You opened my eyes to the truth.

We are gonna DIE!!! said...

OMG the stores are out of Milk and Toilet paper...

Anonymous said...

I suspect Alex' eyes were already wide shut