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Friday, January 14, 2011

What's Your (New) Sign?: Shift In Zodiac Adds 13th Sign

 
KANSAS CITY, MO. —
If you've been going through life thinking you are a Virgo, think again. An astronomer says that a shift in the Earth's alignment has changed zodiac dates and added a 13th sign. So Virgos, how do you feel about being Leos?

Minnesota astronomer Parke Kunkle told a Minnesota TV station that the expected shift added a 13th Zodiac sign: Ophiuchus.

The news has caused an interplanetary uproar among people who read their daily horoscopes, as people who have been one sign or another their entire lives saying that they don't know what to make of the shift, or if they like the idea of changing astrological signs.

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

just some whack job from minnesota. the original zodiac signs accounted for the shifts.

Anonymous said...

"I am now in control of all things"

Anonymous said...

Nothing has changed in the tropical zodiac, which is what the entire western world uses, the change was in the sidereal zodiac, which has always been around, but isnt often used.

Alex said...

I believe that Obama and democrarts are directly responsible for the Earth's shift.
Adding a 13th sign indicates that liberals want to take over the world. In fact, Fox News reported that they plan to name the new sign Pelosi.
Buy guns and ammo until it's too late.

Anonymous said...

This is the reason for global warming; not anything man has done!

Anonymous said...

Still a Pisces.

Anonymous said...

looks like someone was trying WAY too hard to make up for their lack of knowledge and history

Anonymous said...

it is silly

Anonymous said...

I keep waiting for the punchline ... because you just KNOW this has to be a joke...